An act of a specific form of masturbation. It consists of a person laying on his (sometimes her) back and having his legs in the air, simultaneously defecating onto his own chest and/or face while masturbating and ejaculating into his own mouth. A difficult and largely unknown form of auto-erotica, the Jobro was first invented by the middle Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas.
"Oh dude, Joe Jonas invented a new way of masturbating, the Jobro, it's sick."
"Man, I was doing the Jobro last night, while my roommate Travis walked in on me, now he wants a different room."
"My boyfriend likes to Jobro, but I just can't see the romance in feces."
"Man, I was doing the Jobro last night, while my roommate Travis walked in on me, now he wants a different room."
"My boyfriend likes to Jobro, but I just can't see the romance in feces."
by Norki 21 February 02, 2010
by Indiana Jamie June 25, 2010
A nickname for the best band in the world ever who got on the Rolling Stones cover twice, hosted the Much Music Awards, won a Much Music Award, are hosting the Teen Choice Awards, are nominated for 11 Teen Choice Awards including their brother Frankie, performed at the Grammies and got nominated for a Grammy!!!! This term is used on television, magazines and among friends.
by JOBRO FAN 09 July 18, 2009
by olena April 11, 2008
by Jojosiwahasnohairline July 23, 2019
The term JoBro-Mance means to be "in love" with one or more members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, (being that they are totally hot/cute, and they have thousands of lovers, it is necessary that there be a whole, separate word for this kind of crush) Most of us girls (um...or some boy-ish weirdos who are having a JoBro-Mance are also afflicted with a serious, incurable, and EXTREMLY contagious disorder called OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder)
The term JoBro-Mance can be used in a sentence like so:
I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)
I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!
I' having a JoBro-Mance!! <3
I'm not just in a romance, and it's not only a "bro-mance,"
either...it's a JoBro-Mance!! <3
Nick Jonas is so cute, Joe Jonass is so hot, and Kevin Jonas is so cool, I can't help from having a JoBro-Mance!
(Frankie's the man, too!!)
I must admit, I am having a JoBromance, and am the worst found case of OJD...EVER!!!!
by Catherine Lawrence April 26, 2008
Girlfriend: baby, start hanging out with me instead of your weird friends
Chad: I can't, it's jobros time
Chad: I can't, it's jobros time
by Fantasmicalien May 26, 2021