jizzmine

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye

i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye

by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009

Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzmaster zero

The greatest porn villain of all time

Jizzmaster Zero youre a pig fucking hunk of shit!

by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

Jizzming

Cumming and orgasming at the same time.

“Fuck, I’m jizzming right now”

by 同志 February 13, 2023

Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzian

When you are cumming a lot. Usually a real manly man that always produces a quart.

im jizzian all over the place

Im jizzian

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by jizzian tom November 2, 2010

jizzmat

Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material

Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!

by raypearls June 25, 2009