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Jez

What a Jez
by To idh August 6, 2016
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Jez

A dick that intends to fuck you and your life up !
Omg I hate Jez'
by To idh August 6, 2016
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jez

a new wave hipster intent on fucking bitches, wearing delightful ties, and listening to an eclectic range of music all the way from Notorious B.I.G's first album to his last album.
I drank Whiskey like a Jez. I'm dead now.
by boomboom123412 June 23, 2015
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jez's dad

A Old Shit Who RKO'S Little Children And Has Alzheimer Who Is A Undertaker.
Jez's Dad Is A nonce.
by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017
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jez's dad

Jez's dad is a undertaker who rko's little kids and is a nonce who is notorious for killing people with nerf guns.
Jez's dad is a undertaker who kills people with nerf guns.
by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017
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Sloppy Jez

When you're fucking your partner and you use casserole (or gravy if casserole is unavailable) as lubricant.
I did a Sloppy Jez with my girlfriend last night, it felt incredible.

My partner and I love to use the Sloppy Jez technique while performing anal sex.
by FuzzySausage078 August 21, 2016
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The Jez Treatment

When you fall on the wrong side of an angry ginger man. Woe betide the poor mortal who finds themselves on the dark side of ginger fury.
“What’s his problem? He completely blanks me and cuts me dead every time I speak to him!?”

You fucked up pal… you’re getting the Jez treatment
by Because it is October 21, 2021
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