a new wave hipster intent on fucking bitches, wearing delightful ties, and listening to an eclectic range of music all the way from Notorious B.I.G's first album to his last album.
by boomboom123412 June 23, 2015

by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Jez's dad is a undertaker who rko's little kids and is a nonce who is notorious for killing people with nerf guns.
by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

When you're fucking your partner and you use casserole (or gravy if casserole is unavailable) as lubricant.
I did a Sloppy Jez with my girlfriend last night, it felt incredible.
My partner and I love to use the Sloppy Jez technique while performing anal sex.
My partner and I love to use the Sloppy Jez technique while performing anal sex.
by FuzzySausage078 August 21, 2016

When you fall on the wrong side of an angry ginger man. Woe betide the poor mortal who finds themselves on the dark side of ginger fury.
“What’s his problem? He completely blanks me and cuts me dead every time I speak to him!?”
“You fucked up pal… you’re getting the Jez treatment”
“You fucked up pal… you’re getting the Jez treatment”
by Because it is October 21, 2021
