jewy

adj. - referring to the outward manifestations of Jewish identity such as appearance, clothes, accent, or religious observance.

"Rachel broke up with Dan. Even though he was Jewish, his red hair and Gentile friends just weren't Jewy enough for her."

by Dorothy April 21, 2008

Jewsy Couture

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

by Zhally (We Black) April 18, 2007

jewby

A cross between a Jew and a noob/newb, used to demonstate the suckiness of a person or used jokingly with a good friend in which it is then used to mock or ridicule

hey jewby you stole my fries and shake!

hey jewby you haven't called me in months!

by kevmandigo March 17, 2008

Jewy Jewman

How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.

Hey...oh yeah...well....you know what...you're just a...a....a....a jew.....Jewy Jewman!

by Talvin July 19, 2005

Jewlyssa

A girl who is not talented and has few friend's and is very smart she isn't very popular but always has money in her wallet she she can act like a bitch just get over it if you dont have a jewlyssa in your life you are very fortunate

I can live fine with out jewlyssa

by El culero June 17, 2019

jewry box

A term for an cremation urn. A play on the concept of a jewelry box, which is often ornate similar to an urn, and the obvious connection between the cremation urn and Jews of history past.

"Why does she keep that jewry box in her kitchen?"
"Is that a jewry box or a something else?"

by Melkor118 October 17, 2020

Jewey fag

A person of Jewish heritage who possesses the following qualities...

Overpowering obsession with their own self interests.

Being highly particular and "fussy"

An strong inability to find any humor in their own obvious "condition"

Why am I such a jewey fag?

by Droopy Wieners March 29, 2017