jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

jewbagel supreme

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.

Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.

by DonnieDD January 15, 2011

Jetpack conversation

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 14, 2016

mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

celebrity jeopardy

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.

Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss

by Pumba December 24, 2004

JEWASS

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

jewpalooza

A place full of jews.

Ryan went to a flee-market hoping to wheel and deal only to leave empty handed because it was a jewpalooza.

by docelch September 13, 2011