Jewche 

Juche with Israeli Characteristics

Person 1: shalom great day in jewche israel?
Person 2: Yes as always with chairman Meir Kahane dearest leader of the jewish people

Jewche by anonymous July 6, 2022

jewche bag 

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.

I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.

jewche bag by rywo July 22, 2009

Jewche Clown 

Someone who is a jew, and a douche, and somewhat clownish

Brian, you are king of the jewche clowns...

Jewche Clown by The LBs December 14, 2008

Jeuche 

1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.

1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."

Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010

gin and jewce 

When a rabbi and or someone of Jewish decent gets drunk. perferably off gin.

Guy 1: did you go to synogogue yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.

gin and jewce by suck ma jewce April 26, 2009

Jewchop 

Another name for a circumcision

"Did you get your foreskin Jewchopped?"

Jewchop by ShenLi October 9, 2009

jewce 

the juice that jewish people drink

joseph- ive never had such an amazing drink made by our people. the Jewish people.

mary- yeah! that was one amazing glass of jewce!

jewce by mypseudonymisasecret November 10, 2009