jerkumsiced

You jerk someone off so hard they become circumcised

I stroked Adam so hard I jerkumsiced him

by OneWordWonder73 June 3, 2023

Jerkimbo

When a female or man is jerking off two men at once and is duel wielding both male organs.

My bitch just Jerkimbo on me and my homie its pretty lit

by JerkimboLord October 14, 2023

jerkpump

The process of having anal with a woman while jerking yourself off through her vagina. While your penetrating her asshole, she will finger your asshole in order to make you cum, hence forth the jerkpump.

Yo babe, do you wanna jerkpump tonight?

by Zer0Alpha00 December 6, 2023

Jerkumnavigate

To scroll through multiple different genres of porn or fetishes while masturbating, morally blinded by your horniness ultimately leading to something you wish you hadn't seen, much less came to.

"Yeah man, I was gooning so hard that I jerkumnavigated all the way to furry yiff!"

"That's sad, man."

by spacefaguettes November 23, 2025