Jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.

2. something one says when they are excited or happy.

If I get that job, it will be the jaundice!

Damn! That girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

by colin and brandon (aka the tits) April 25, 2005

jaundice

a cinnamin for the goods. It can reefer to body parts or stuffed aminals or anythink that you want. even poop.

lyn moore: whats that jaundice?
other kid: dude you're really hot.

by banana April 26, 2005

Jaundice

an adjective describing when someone is bitter due to someone else's gain or their temporary exclusion from the current situation

"Yo, stop bitchin' already. You're mad jaundiced."

by B.H. November 5, 2005

Jaundice

When you get it, it affects how much sex drive you have per minute.

My jaundice prevented me from having sex, so my boner shrunk.

by Dumbledore2680 October 21, 2018

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.

"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"

by tommy anderson August 20, 2006

Jaundice Pussy

Pussy as good as the carmeled filled chocalate bars sold at dollar tree. However, still only being an “okay pussy” or in Lamemans terms Infected pussy.

Jacob: Bro I hella wanna get at Lashand, she bad as fuck.
Logan: Bro I wouldn’t go near that I heard she has JAUNDICE PUSSY.

by #FREEMACKO December 18, 2018