jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.
2. one will say when they are excited or happy.

If I get this job, it will be the jaundice.

Damn, that girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

by colin and brandon (aka the tits) April 25, 2005

jaundice

A nerdier way of using the Philly slang word, jawn.

-"Yo Chad, I just got my physics test back"
-"What did you get on that jaundice?"
-"I got a 33."

by Kuntalopolous April 24, 2010

jaundiced

Under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass

by saint j July 15, 2006

jaundice

(Adjective) Having great muscle mass.

Dude Sylvester Stallone is so jaundice in Rambo!

by thebigbadbaig August 29, 2009

jaundice

a cinnamin for the goods. It can reefer to body parts or stuffed aminals or anythink that you want. even poop.

lyn moore: whats that jaundice?
other kid: dude you're really hot.

by banana April 26, 2005

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021