Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.

Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*

by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008

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Jasper

Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.

A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.

One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being

Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.

by Lluciddreamz February 12, 2019

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The Jasper Booty

This primitive male while acquire what is know as the 'jasper booty' this booty is a booty that exceeds all of other famous bootys and is feminine it makes girls cry. It is the one and only booty that can be worshipped by the gods! It is literally Dat Ass!!!

"damn girl he got the jasper booty!"

by RyukBae April 12, 2015

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Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018

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Jasnur

Jasnur is someone that you will remember for a lifetime. She/he has one of the kindest souls, and definitely is someone you will genuinely love to get to know and be friends with. She/he is extremely smart, kind, supportive, intuitive, and all around is one of the most absolute people you will ever meet. Jasnur is someone that will be shy/introverted when you first meet them, but once you get to know them, they are very goofy, kind, funny, and will be there for you. Jasnur will likely have beautiful eyes, the perfect smile, and the most refined facial structure ever!!

p.s expect them to be perfectionists. They will highkey be one of the smartest people you will ever meet

P1: look, it's Jasnur!
P2: omg, Jasnur is so kind and smart!! i love her/him

by yo.bro.u.got.some.fro-yo? May 18, 2021

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