January 5

Slap your best friend day

On January 5 you get to SLAP your bestie

by magicultorie December 13, 2019

January 26th

The best people are born on this day and are to be loved forever don't let them go no matter what. They are also adorable.

Karen- why are you so adorable
Voice 2-I was born on January 26th duh!

by Urbae1739 December 20, 2019

January 3

People who are born on the january 3rd are very beautiful people. They are funny, savage, pretty, helpful and kind! You will definitely not regret being friends with them! They have a soft side and a baddie side.

Soft side: Very kind and helpful. Funny af, drop dead gorgeous and cheerful

baddie side: Savage, can be pretty mean and sexy

wow she is soooo hot!! I bet she is born on the january 3

by falash October 18, 2019

Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

by Spam Police November 12, 2018

January 3

National dump snow all over a a boy named Jakes head day.

Faith: hey Jake

Jake: heyyyy
Faith: *pours snow all over Jakes head* haha
Jake: what was that for!?
Faith: it’s January 3rd.

by FafetaFall December 10, 2019

January 11

National slap a bitch day. The one day of the year you can slap your boss without getting fired.

You*slap*

your boss:"your fired”
You:”it’s January 11th”

by Brook_xii October 19, 2019

January 3

The day the coolest person was born. If you were born on this day u are probably the coolest person and everyone deserves to follow your bidding! So go out their and be fucking cool!!

January 3: THE FUCKING COOLEST PERSON EVER

by HerbasauresRex November 10, 2019