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Everyones favorite month!!

playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.
January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.
January by jimmeny hensworth October 16, 2008
People born in January are kind and a little selfish. They have great talents but are shy about them because they are worried that someone will hurt them. They switch around friends because they feel a bit unwanted and uncomfortable but once you get to know her they are SO FUN. They aren’t suck ups to teachers but they try to get good grades and stay on the positive side.They try to be popular and nice to everyone. They are super positive and always smiling.
Hey who’s that?
That’s Emma
Wow she looks so positive and happy!
Yeah she was born in January
It’s an important month considering it’s just after Christmas most people find it depressing but it is actually National egg a house day, where through the whole month you can egg someone’s house or be egged.
It’s meant to cheer you up since it’s a depressing month.
James:”Why has my house got eggs all over it?”
Sam:”Because it’s January, National Egg A House Day!”
James:”Oh that makes sense.”
January by Har Har Cowface December 1, 2019
The worst fucking month of the year when it comes to memes and YouTube monetization.

You are much less likely to be monetised in January, and very often nothing of note happens. If it does, like Logan Paul's suicide forest incident of 2018, then you are likely to be demonetised due to the controversy.

Memes are also at an all-time low for the year in January, with an incredibly short shelf life and low in spiciness. This is proven by the Ugandan Knuckles, Somebody toucha my spaghet and Big Chungus memes all occurring within the January of their respective years.

January is known to be "YouTube Hell" for many, or "Demonetisation Hell", or the "Month of the Sea of Yellow Dollar Signs".
Random commentary YouTuber: "It's a January meme. Not only will I not be able to make a funny video out of it, but I won't get monetised!"
January by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
Most bad,savage lil devils who you don't wanna mess with and are not afraid to do anything
James:"y dose nobody wanna mess with him/her,they can't do anything"

Tyler:"dude he's born in January she/he's a lil devil,savage if u say that to him/her face they will make u regret it don't mess with her/him
January by Xxxjprest0n17 November 24, 2019
National slap ass month
HO SLAP ASSES HOW MUCH U WANT!
Dude:Dude why did u slap my ass
Me: Because it’s January/Slap ass month