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jalobes

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.
by Kate Charlton May 20, 2008
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jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.
"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."
by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012
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jamope

Loser who specializes in ridiculousness .
Cathy works with a bunch of jamopes.
by BOS500 October 31, 2018
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sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.
by geoff May 20, 2005
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jalapenegro

1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway
Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...
by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008
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slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.
Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013
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Jalapeno Sky Raisin

A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.
"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."
by Biagio X October 29, 2020
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