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jagbot

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.
My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.
by Mack57 September 1, 2008
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jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing
"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU
by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003
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jagjot

a sexci mofo that is sweet, caring, committed, funny and is suchaa hawtiieeee. If you get him dont let him do cuz he'll be the only thing you need and you will be set for life.
Girl 1: I need a, committed, caring, sweet, HAILARIOUS, guy but i dont where to find a guy like that

Girl 2: You mean a, Jagjot?

Girl 1: YESSHHH

Girl 2: do you want have wild nights for the rest of your life and millions of kids??

Girl 1: YESS PLEASEE

Girl 2: YOU NEED A JAGJOT IN YO LIFE
by retardedobsessedlova December 20, 2013
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jaggo

in punjabi it means "awake" or "get up".
in punjab, north india, women would put a clay pot lit with candles on their heads and go around the village singing and taking the p*ss out of members of the family, this is usually done the night before the wedding.
by harjit singh kundi June 30, 2005
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Jagotbriggsed

(Pronounciation: jah-got-briggsed)

Describes the negative position that one is in after being screwed over or tricked by a scheming person.
Katy: "I can't believe I fell for all his lies again."
Chris: "Jagotbriggsed!"
by BooYah Grandma1010 September 15, 2010
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Jaggit

A super fat and retarded person who sucks at everything
Wtf y u a jaggit
by Who is it??? October 7, 2016
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jaggoff

A derivation of the words jack off used for over 50 yrs in Pittsburgh. I used it as a kid even before I knew what jacking off was. Used it this manner because it seemed less offensive to the ear. It was especially used by people south of the Monongahela river. My Pittsburgh accent is so strong that a woman walk up to me in a gym in Phoenix and said"Your from Pittsburgh aren't you" by overhearing a conversation. Still in use by older Pittsburghers but dying out.
The guy at the end of the bar is a jaggoff, cool you duals and fuck him, not worth doing time over. jack off
by John Toxey June 28, 2011
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