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eren jaeger

a tall brunette white man who is a menace and has killed 80% of the world but everyone still loves him cause hes hot af
by Arminswifeyy February 6, 2022
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Thea Jaeger

Thea jaeger is the name of an amazing, intellectual individual.
Loves weeb stuff and anything interesting or out of the ordinary.
If the individual was an RPG(role-playing game character this would be their stats)
Possible class
Healer

The members who care most about the team. They are never really credited but sadly they are the most important team members.

Mage
their love for knowledge has driven them to learn and master the art of magic

Druid
The love for animals and nature has guided them on this path.

Stats
_________
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 4
Stealth: 10
Communication: -1
Height: -1

Move set
awkwardness(Passive)
-passively makes everything around them awkward.

Disappearance(skill)
-Can cast disappear at any time fading away from society and its problems.

Claw
-Trows a bunch of cats at someone.

Care(Aura)
-The softness of her heart has overtime allowed her to attain passive Aura care. This heals anybody ina radius close to her.
Dude1: DId you see that other girl has the same skills as Thea jaeger
Dude2: what skills, and where is she?
Dude3: Exca.. *Gets hit by a bag of cats*
by i cri :( May 22, 2020
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Eren Jaeger

One hell of an antagonist ; shifted from an edgy little shit to the world's greatest villain
by ziggyzee August 10, 2020
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Joeserver Effect

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.
<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!
by PartyJardino May 18, 2009
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Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.
After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.
by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010
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eren jaeger

wow is that eren jaeger!
by erenjaegerscrustysock October 17, 2020
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Jaeger-Bombastic

Alcoholic shot of jaeger, mixed with apple cider. Known for an amazingly refreshing taste and making you run across the bar to try an attack the "titan" stealing the girl you chatted up all night.
I was so blitzed, i asked the bartender for 2 shots of jaeger-bombastic and i tried to fight my exs boyfriend.
by tmac2308 May 25, 2014
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