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Jackshaw

An adjective to describe the attribute of chaotic beauty. Used only in sentences describing a person, place, thing, or event that exists or is created haphazardly, dangerously, yet brilliantly in a fashion that works better, looks better, and is generally more successful than anything that meets the standards of society.
Example 1

Person 1: How can we make this backpacking trip as jackshaw as possible?
Person 2: We stop thinking and go.

Person 1: I don't know if we should cross that bridge man, half of the planks are falling off, there are snakes on it, and you have a broken leg. This whole thing situation is pretty jackshaw.
Person 2: Fuck you.

Person 1: I just won a Pulitzer Prize for the novel I wrote about the adventure we survived 10 years ago! Fighting tigers, kissing natives, swinging on vines to escape hungry Howler monkeys, breaking bones and crossing decrepit bridges, I couldn't even make up that adventure if I tried.
Person 2: Cheers. *takes shot of bourbon*

Example 2

Wow, that Urban Dictionary definition is pretty jackshaw, but I kinda like it.
by tyq July 16, 2014
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jackshit

A common word used in place of nothing.
dude he ain't nothing but jackshit.
by bbbeastly September 29, 2008
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Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."
by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015
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jackshart

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.
My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking
by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006
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jackshack

A semi-private location used to relieve one's self while on Big Brother 7/AllStars.
Howie and Mike both used the jackshack because they needed to get their rocks off.
by JeremyTTU August 2, 2006
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Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia

The fear of beans,,, it’s kinda weird
JACK: I am afraid of beans
ME: oh so you have Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia??
JACK: yes
by Helloig November 8, 2019
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backshafter

Fuck off me u backshafter!!!!!
by Dave Hill June 4, 2003
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