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Jackshaw 

An adjective to describe the attribute of chaotic beauty. Used only in sentences describing a person, place, thing, or event that exists or is created haphazardly, dangerously, yet brilliantly in a fashion that works better, looks better, and is generally more successful than anything that meets the standards of society.
Example 1

Person 1: How can we make this backpacking trip as jackshaw as possible?
Person 2: We stop thinking and go.

Person 1: I don't know if we should cross that bridge man, half of the planks are falling off, there are snakes on it, and you have a broken leg. This whole thing situation is pretty jackshaw.
Person 2: Fuck you.

Person 1: I just won a Pulitzer Prize for the novel I wrote about the adventure we survived 10 years ago! Fighting tigers, kissing natives, swinging on vines to escape hungry Howler monkeys, breaking bones and crossing decrepit bridges, I couldn't even make up that adventure if I tried.
Person 2: Cheers. *takes shot of bourbon*

Example 2

Wow, that Urban Dictionary definition is pretty jackshaw, but I kinda like it.
Jackshaw by tyq July 16, 2014
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Double Jacksaw 

The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.

**WARNING: NOT FOR THE INEXPERIENCED**

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Double Jacksaw by JStakz May 6, 2017

Jackshapher 

The coming together of many friends to celebrate the birth of the three most important of the lot.
I was very excited to be invited to Jackshapher '09, and I knew I couldn't miss it.
Jackshapher by bobbobobbobob January 18, 2009

jackhawk 

having sex well you are driving backwards in a car
i got in a cazy car crash well jackhawking my girl last night
jackhawk by cvrt ops June 23, 2010

jackshart 

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.
My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking
jackshart by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006

jackshack 

A semi-private location used to relieve one's self while on Big Brother 7/AllStars.
Howie and Mike both used the jackshack because they needed to get their rocks off.
jackshack by JeremyTTU August 2, 2006
a retard without a life that tries to fuck anyone and everyone
oh "jackhawks" what was that for
jackhawks by MrMan2100 September 8, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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