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Jackshaw 

An adjective to describe the attribute of chaotic beauty. Used only in sentences describing a person, place, thing, or event that exists or is created haphazardly, dangerously, yet brilliantly in a fashion that works better, looks better, and is generally more successful than anything that meets the standards of society.
Example 1

Person 1: How can we make this backpacking trip as jackshaw as possible?
Person 2: We stop thinking and go.

Person 1: I don't know if we should cross that bridge man, half of the planks are falling off, there are snakes on it, and you have a broken leg. This whole thing situation is pretty jackshaw.
Person 2: Fuck you.

Person 1: I just won a Pulitzer Prize for the novel I wrote about the adventure we survived 10 years ago! Fighting tigers, kissing natives, swinging on vines to escape hungry Howler monkeys, breaking bones and crossing decrepit bridges, I couldn't even make up that adventure if I tried.
Person 2: Cheers. *takes shot of bourbon*

Example 2

Wow, that Urban Dictionary definition is pretty jackshaw, but I kinda like it.
Jackshaw by tyq July 16, 2014
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Double Jacksaw 

The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.

**WARNING: NOT FOR THE INEXPERIENCED**

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Double Jacksaw by JStakz May 6, 2017

Jackshapher 

The coming together of many friends to celebrate the birth of the three most important of the lot.
I was very excited to be invited to Jackshapher '09, and I knew I couldn't miss it.
Jackshapher by bobbobobbobob January 18, 2009

jackhawk 

having sex well you are driving backwards in a car
i got in a cazy car crash well jackhawking my girl last night
jackhawk by cvrt ops June 23, 2010

jackshart 

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.
My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking
jackshart by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006

jackshack 

A semi-private location used to relieve one's self while on Big Brother 7/AllStars.
Howie and Mike both used the jackshack because they needed to get their rocks off.
jackshack by JeremyTTU August 2, 2006
a retard without a life that tries to fuck anyone and everyone
oh "jackhawks" what was that for
jackhawks by MrMan2100 September 8, 2017
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