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JackAtherton

n. United States anchorman located in Cincinnati, Ohio at WXIX (Fox 19) from 1993-present. JackAtherton was born in Morristown, New Jersey. He attended school at Yale and Columbia University for his degree in law.

Practiced law in New York City for seven years, while also writing classical music, doing book reviews and doing editorial drawings for the New York Times!

Married to Aymsley and has two daughters. Currently resides in Cincinnati, Ohio and is part of Fox 19's "10 O'clock News."

General good guy that is so audacious in his delivery of the news, he cannot be taken seriously. Believed to be the person who the character "Ron Burgundy" from the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is based off of.

adj.

1. spirited and original

2. cocky and jovial at the same time

3. better than you
I'm Jack Atherton and my favorite number is thir-twelve! I'm Jack Atherton!

I'm Jack Atherton and I am a world-reknowned Barbie Doll collector. Soccer Mom Barbie is easily my most prized posession. Complete with her old high school cheerleading megaphone, minivan in "Robin Egg Blue," and a cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch, my mint one retails for more than Delaware is worth. I'm Jack Atherton!
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jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.
Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.
by blowmenow February 5, 2008
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jackcaton

i) (verb) to jackcaton or ii) (adjective) to be jackcaton

a word do describe a very annoying and nosey person who sits around on a playstation and lack a life
Person one: "come on cheer up, don't do a jackcaton on us!"
Person two: "sorry i'm trying, i'm just on facebook and the playstation. i like being miserable"
by mettyjj January 12, 2010
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jackwatt

The biggest kid in the playground; a kind of nerd bully.
Walker just destroyed my sand castle- he is such a jackwatt!
by philcon April 20, 2011
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jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)
Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.
by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003
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JACKGAL

a sexy female member of a chosen few,capable of pretty much almost anything...specializing in "fuckin shit up" and manipulation...let's not forget sword fights.
...jay z style rap kicks in..."What's my mother f'ing name?!! MJ!!...who'm I rollin with??? SARA &*%$@!!!! -this is where the we vocalize support for another JACKGAL... also a good time for other group participation-flashing dog tags,tattoos,brandings,shaved parts of body,... (at this point,others will stare in disbelief/envy)
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jackgasm

The ultimate euphoria derived from drinking or doing shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey!
I hope to have a jackgasm tonight after work!
by Jilina December 15, 2008
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