jacknut

A jacknut is a less offensive term used to insult someone.

Derek, you're such a crazy jacknut!

by Harry Johnson April 28, 2003

jacknutz

a name you would call someone who has done something wicked retahded or someone who is just a douche but in a nicer way or just another greeting when you don't want to call them by their ordinary name.

Yo Jacknutz! Hey Jacknutz! What's up Jacknutz? Where you at Jacknutz? You just spilled your beer on me Jacknutz!

by "T-ism' March 5, 2007

jacknut

a less offensive term for jackass.something to use when u wanna call someone a name but dont wanna curse

mom:you know jim ur a real jacknut
girl:mommy why r u callin daddy a jacknut
mom:because thats wat he is
dad:(atleast she didnt curse in front of the kid)

by Imani H. May 28, 2007

jacknut

n. a moron; one who "jacks nuts" or beats off.

Hey, jacknut you missed the fucking turn back there.

by danielle November 30, 2003

jacknuts

Chotch

Dave Matheson is a jacknuts.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

jacknut

(v) To attack, either verbally or physically, someone who should be considered sympathetic or friendly to the attacking party.

Dude, Fox News totally jacknutted Ron Paul.

by Rock79 August 19, 2011

jacknut

A game, invented by me, for couples to play while driving together. It is a simple game, somewhat like slugbug or punchbuggy, but has a fun twist. When they are on the road, they will notice some drivers doing stupid, dangerous, and illegal things (these people are called Jacknuts). When they see these rediculous acts of traffic moronism, they must try to identify whether the Jacknut in question is male or female. If able to determine this, then the game proceeds as follows: When the Jacknut is a male, the woman gets to punch the man. When the Jacknut is a female, the man gets to punch the woman. Don't forget to say "Jacknut" when you punch your significant other (only in the arm, of course). That is Jacknut. It is a simple yet entertaining game which you will never grow tired of playing and since the world is full of horrible drivers, you will have an endless supply of Jacknuts. Spread the word about Jacknut and get out into traffic and start playing!

This was a boring drive until we started playing Jacknut!

by jacknut January 9, 2012