the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love Jopie, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'Jopie is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
Jopie, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If Jopie came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
theist: 'i love Jopie, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'Jopie is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
Jopie, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If Jopie came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
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by Jopie Kwekkeboom February 4, 2010
Get the Jopie mug.the act of fucking about frantically in a tool shed in the attempt to put together some sort of creation, often used to imply a disaster of some kind has occurred in the process of building said item.
"why are the shelves in this bookshelf not horizontal?"
"jimmy joped it up hardcore"
joping by a construction team is a common side effect after construction team has been doping, eg: car park with lines guiding cars for parking being too close together; dog kennel with dog inside, but no doors for dog entry/exit.
"jimmy joped it up hardcore"
joping by a construction team is a common side effect after construction team has been doping, eg: car park with lines guiding cars for parking being too close together; dog kennel with dog inside, but no doors for dog entry/exit.
by rekabsemaj February 7, 2008
Get the joping mug.Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.
Examples of a Jopid:
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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