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Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012
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tentacular

adj.
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening
"George was a tentacular jerk last night; he must have managed to touch my butt ten times in the course of an hour."
by tentacular March 4, 2010
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Janktacular

1. relating to the extreme proclivity of an item or figure to be janky; possessing diminished value, especially based on extreme age or frequent use; presently having a nature far less desirable relative to in its original state

2. (antonym) functional, useful; possessing purpose in furtherance of a social good
The SEC's proposed Dodd-Frank rules are janktacular.

The original "Jaws" is an excellent film all around. "Jaws II" features acting that is a bit janky; "Jaws III" is jankier still; but only "Jaws IV" is truly janktacular.
by boll15ter May 17, 2011
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tentacular

These squid rings are tentacular
by Branks June 11, 2006
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centacular

some of illusional, or sorted illusions or something
i saw a centacular clouds in the sky
by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022
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Jesticular

of or pertaining to the comical value of male genitalia.

(Female labicular)
eg. Jeremy's jesticular comment of the day was:

'this DICKtionary is extensive and really HARD to take in.'

eg. "That guy is so jesticular!" (Most of his humour relates to the male genitalia.)

eg. "He's CRACKing so many GAGs this evening"
by Brookes Munting Society 09/10 October 19, 2009
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jewtacular

What HyperSilkence is.
That guy had bad facial hair and wore a funny hat, but he was also emo!

It must have been that fag spencer!
by Teh Penguin February 15, 2005
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