Intesticle

When your balls are inside out

I cant nut why because i have intesticles

by Gog765 November 21, 2018

Infecticles

Infected Testicles after surgery

Scott had a vasectomy and now he has a pair of infecticles

by IT_CROWD May 12, 2015

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.

Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010

Investicles

Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid

That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.

by HighNetWorth April 6, 2010

Intestines

Imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. Imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every Netflix original ever. Now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.

Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!

Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.

Person 1: GASP!

by Interface5 March 14, 2018

I will fill your intestines with bees

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know

David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*

by bees! March 16, 2020

Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.

He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013