Instaho

A girl on Instagram who follows to unfollow

Man 1: man this girl just followed me, I followed her back, then she unfollowed!
Man 2: Oh you found yourself an instaho.

by Adizzle33 March 4, 2016

Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention

Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right

by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018

Instahoe

A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention

Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe!
John: Name please, i need new fap material

by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.

- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham

by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015

Instahoe

A hoe on Instagram that post nude pics for fame

Eww look at that instahoe right there

by Deez nur July 27, 2018

instahorny

The unexplained phenomena of becoming instantly horny.

Jessica was mentioning giving me head, and i got instahorny.

by driz February 17, 2007

Instahrhoid

The moment you realize the person you just met is a giant pain in the ass

Yo, ... didja scope the new dude? ..Yep... instahrhoid...

by Larry Jitis February 8, 2005