Incendius

An ugly and rare virus that lives in an aged inflatable pyramid

Goddamn I just caught the Incendius

by petmypoint May 27, 2022

Intendo

What your parents used to call any videogame system when they didn't want their friends to know that they know what it is called.

Mother- John, quit playing that "Intendo" and come meet your great aunt!
John- Mom quit calling my PS3 an "Intendo" because you know what it's called!
Mother- Oh I've no idea what a PSsomething is... John doesn't know what he's saying...heh heh.
Aunt- Well, then you really are a prisoner in your home because even I know what a PS3 is and I'm 87 years old honey.

by Jeff Minix October 8, 2006

chronosynclastic infundibulum

n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.

From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."

Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.

by colonelbiggles April 24, 2009

Working as Intended

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

by LordSothe September 18, 2009

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

The Incendian Virus

A virus that killed countless people in the Eight Less War, where many people where killed. It is unknown how the deaths occurred, but experts suspect the cause is brain damage.

Person 1: Nah bruh I just caught the Incendian Virus
Person 2: L bozo

by petmypoint May 31, 2022

No copyright infringement intended

A phrase put in the title and/or description section of youtube videos by incredibly stupid people who don’t understand how copyright laws actually work. The phrase makes no logical sense because it directly contradicts their action of uploading content which they aren't the copyright holder of.

By analogy, according to people who use the phrase, someone should be able to shoot them in the head while yelling “NO HARM/MURDER/MANSLAUGHTER INTENDED!” and get away with it.

I'll laugh my ass off if someone ever tries to use "No copyright infringement intended" in court.

by cbauersc December 12, 2009