Incomperstandable

Someone whom is so unbelievably incoherent and incompetent, that you are simply unable to withstand them. This usually occurs with someone you have to work with or be with for a long period of time.

Guy: “ughh I can’t work with Mike anymore he’s an idiot.”
Girl: “Okay let’s try to get him fired.”
Guy: “Should be easy he’s freaking incomperstandable.”

by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

Income Support

Money given to people without work that DO posess a house. This therefore means tramps are NOT on income support. It is meant to be spent on food and clothing, but an ACTUAL SIENTIFIC STUDY shows that 73% of people on income support buy cigerettes. (No offence if you don't!)
NB) NO offence was meant with this definition.

Income Support Guy: 10 Malbero's, please.
Cashier: That will be £2.71 then sir.
Income Support Guy: Erm, *fiddles around in pocket* just take it outa ma book! *Produces income support book*

by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Income Tax Baller

A person that pretends to be a baller, aka have alot if money, when they get their income tax refund.

You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season.

by IvanDA December 11, 2013

Income inequality

A naturally occurring part of civilization; just like education inequality (e.g. not everyone has PhDs), hair color inequality (not everyone is blond) and location inequality (not everyone lives in a city or a two-story house).
Often used by leftists, moonbats, and the Obama Administration and like-minded as class warfare to drum up division and anger among citizens.

Malcolm got his MBA after five years of work experience and is now earning $150k a year at his new job. Tina dropped out of college, where her major was Women's Studies, and is stuck with a $30k a year job. Income inequality!

by bizsmack January 22, 2014

Infomercial Fail

To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).

Just full-on infomercial failed at cracking an egg. Twice.

by StromCarlson June 1, 2010

incoherent

Something that does not make sense

Wow, 99.9% of all the definitions on this website are incoherent

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 4, 2003

infomercial

How wordactors down on their luck/word make money. Origin: Contractions of the words informational and commercial. Interestingly enough is neither informational, nor commercial.

And if you call in right now, we'll throw in this remarkable mock-leather carrying case, absolutely free of charge!

by Vampiro September 4, 2003