incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.

What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!

by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

intestigate

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner

The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate

by Tokiya April 1, 2008

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

Incestigation

An investigation in regards to rumors of blood-related family members involved in sexual relations

We have conducted an incestigation to determine whether or not the rumors of you dating your sister were true or not.

by ByteMei November 18, 2019

Incestigator

A private investigator for incest.

Guy: “No!! Mister! I think my sister and brother are fucking!”
Incestigator: “Ah fuck, not again. I’m putting a bloody stop to this.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 24, 2019

incestimate

Any evaluation of a number by a company of its own data in its own best interest.

Twitter incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of it's monetizable daily active users - Reuters.com

by rev matt May 13, 2022

Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010