Incestigate

1. Subtly trying to find out if a family member is dtf without destroying your relationship if they are not.

2. Portmanteau of Incest and Instigate. Putting two or more people who are related in naughty situations to see if they'll go for eachother.

1. John: Dude that girl Annie was all over your dick, why didn't you tap that?
Bobby: She's my cousin! There's no way shes into me, besides her mom would kill us!
John: I think it's time for an incestigation. Be a more flirty, maybe take a walk together.

Annie: Ugh... I flirted with my cousin Bobby to get him to buy us beer and now he's being all weird and gross.
Rita: You went too far girl, he thought you were serious!

Annie: You're right this has all the signs of an incestigating. I gotta reject him ASAP!

2. John: Man I'm so pissed at Bobby for ruining my chances I'm going to incestigate him and Annie just to fuck with him.

by NedryOS June 8, 2018

Incestigate

When a person checks out a blood relative and thinks, "man, I could totally bang them!"

The candidate incestigated his daughter and said he could date her if they were not related.

by MalevolentCreation July 26, 2018

Incestigate

When you have attempted to use the word “investigate” to a friend or family member, but did not spot what may be the worst typo of all time.

You could have preemptively corrected the “incestigate” typo if you had investigated.

by —-@-@— July 19, 2020

incestimated

When a company (such as Twitter) makes up their own estimates.

Twitter Incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of its monetizable daily active users during the first quarter.

by Heat Chat Crew May 13, 2022