Incarceritis

Finding out you are going to jail and suddenly becoming ill....requiring and ambulance.

Looks like Sally's case of incarceritis might keep her out of the holding cell for at least two hours.

by late147 January 24, 2010

incarcerate

The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail

I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Incarceratio

To give or receive oral sex within the confines of a jail or prison.

I heard the matron over at the jail was giving some short-timer incarceratio in the kitchen.

by bikerRN January 21, 2008

incarceflation

the ballooning or rapid increase in prison population. incarceration

This all points up that incarceflation is with us: Even though incarceflation is not yet listed in the dictionaries, the condition definitely exists in the United States. On December 31, 2004, 2,135,901 prisoners were held in Federal or State prisons or in local jails - an increase of 2.6% from yearend 2003, less than the average annual growth of 3.4% since yearend 1995. There has been a steady increase over the years. THE PRESENT SYSTEM IS NOT WORKING. There is a persistent rise in the prison population. Parole is being held out a an anti-inflationary measure. Reforme is needed. Many think the present Federal Justice System is unjust. There is a retention of prisoers who can be released, those with no violence, no priors, no fines, no restitution. The present system lacks rehabilitation programs.Incarceflation is caused by the misconception that prison sentences reduce crime.

by Lloyd R. Winburn January 25, 2006

Incarceratio

To give or receive oral sex within the confines of a jail or prison.

I heard the matron over at the jail was giving some short-timer incarceratio in the kitchen.

by T-George January 21, 2008

incuck

Similar to an incel, but married and being involuntarily cucked, but lacking the balls to do something about it.

See also: Crispin

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you at least get to watch the bulls service your wife?"

Jay: " Nah.. I'm an incuck"

by Sistafromanothamista12345 October 31, 2021

incarceree

Verb:
1. A person who is presently incarcerated.
2. A person who was formally incarcerated.
3. A person who is a resident at the DOC.
4. A person who was a resident at the DOC.

Did you hear that Bob is an incarceree?

It blows my mind that Martha was an incarceree!

by Lynerally April 3, 2022