Incentard

The people who are below average inteligence you may have noticed working, but are actually too dumb to be employed. The company has hired this person not because they need their services but because of the incentives they get from the government. Despite this being beneficial to the employer it is often frustrating to the tards fellow employees because they have to pick up their slack.

Person 1: "why aren't you at work right now?"

Person2: "my hours where cut because of that new incentard"

Person1:"wow, that sucks!"

Person2:"yeah, on top of that I have to pick up the tards slack"

by Little boots January 22, 2010

inocent freak

a virgin girl having strong sexual feelings

The girl who has never had sex before wanted to beat around the bush since she was an inocent freak.

by Java K February 6, 2006

under-the-desk incentive

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

by Chase Smith January 25, 2007

inocent

Virgin.

She would have been considered inocent but she had far too many balls in her face in her lifetime.

by YouCantHANDLEDeezNuts August 18, 2016

incentivate

To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.

We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promotions and holidays.

by Dipshito May 7, 2007

INCENT

Innocent way of saying innocent

I didn't do it, I'm incent!

by WTDFXSYS December 12, 2018

incentize

verb
What the boss likes to say when he's explaining how to get your business partners to act in what he thinks is your best interest. It falls somewhere between "encourage" and "coerce". Ironically, whatever it is he's trying to "incentize" them to do is in their best interest anyway, so "incentization" really isn't required at all.

"We need to incentize them to only buy the number of parking places they need."
"Why would they buy parking places they don't need?"
"That's why we incentize them!"

by theghostlight October 9, 2008