ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011

Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

Ear Infucktion

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.

"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"

by Edward Francis November 2, 2007

EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010