poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.
self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"
by AKAStavros November 06, 2009
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categorical imperative

A definition with teeth.

Professors will have you study this forever. Here's what you need to know. It means what it sounds like: an imperative (commandment) that you either follow, or you'll be reclassified as immoral.

Kant had his, and many people think his was the only one, but it's not true. A categorical imperative is a definition-based morality. Even the Utilitarians use them.
What will happen if I do something immoral?

You'll have done something immoral.

Oh, it's a categorical imperative.
by cogitheum@mac.com May 04, 2009
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hyperthetical imperative

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.
The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.
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American imperalism

Where the united states forces it's culture on other contries.Most other contries have a backward culture.For example in the middle east in some contries they will chop off your hand for even stealing a loaf of bread and in africa where they cut up women's pussies and call it female circumcision.
by Deep blue 2012 November 10, 2009
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Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.
by JohnnySix January 27, 2003
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Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.
I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.
by AvidElephant55 August 27, 2009
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co-imperative conflation

The complete (imperative) overlap between the boundaries of the phenomenological and the phenomenal.

Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.

Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.

Fiction-theory.

The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.
Co-imperative conflation is counter-posed by co-imperative contiguity in which all conformal circles intersect at a single point (in contrast to an infinite number of points).

Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018
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