imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008

Imagines

A type of fanfiction where the reader is included in the story as the protagonist. Often times uses 'y/n' (for 'your name') to represent the reader's name. Popularized on Tumblr with stories about One Direction.

teenage girlfriend: "I just read an imagines where Harry Styles and I went on a vacation to Mexico. Why don't you ever treat me like that?"
teenage boyfriend: "smh".

by kryzk March 1, 2014

imagine the smell

A 4chan catchphrase that people tend to say when they see something really sexy or really disgusting. Sometimes said as a joke, sometimes creeps say it semi-seriously as a genuine expression of sexual interest. It is often said in relation to either a picture of a female rear end or a woman spreading her legs, clothed or not.

*picture of female asshole on /b/*
anon 1: imagine the smell
anon 2: I bet it smells like vanilla and cinnamon

by Fandyus August 4, 2021

Imaginary Friend

A "character" created by the imagination to keep a person company. Sometimes, it can be difficult for the person to recognise that their "friend" is not real; at other times, they can be recognised as not being real, but are still used to offer comfort and company.

When I was three, I had one imaginary friend. When I was thirteen, I had five.

by Peeves April 12, 2004

Imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is NOT the result of mental impairment. Actually, those with an imaginary friend are frequently smarter than most people (two brains in one). It's someone who is always with you, thus you are never alone. He knows you, your greatest desires and your flaws. So he usually judges you... but also the others around you. He comes often when you feel alone and need some help, or need to talk but have nobody trustworthy. An imaginary friend is really helpful, I advise you to try ! But pay attention, if your friend is comic, to not laugh too loud. People could think you're strange, even if it is a good thing, they're not really tolerant.

PS : Never let someone tell you he is not real, “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” (JKR)

My imaginary friend is Sirius Black, so he never died and is ALWAYS with me.

by Sidocali September 15, 2016

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

The imaginary sensation of having huge latissimus dorsi muscles or "lats". ILS for short.

a meathead who walks with his arms away from his body in an effort to look like a bodybuilder, when in fact they do not resemble one.
he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome

by OJs other glove December 20, 2008