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Ice Cream Truck 

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!

Ice cream truck 

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.
You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit

Ice Cream Truck 

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.

ice cream truck 

the best ones are run by the Arabians. But shoot, you have "NO" time at all for it
ice cream truck by Virgos Child March 21, 2025

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck 

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

The Ice Cream Truck 

One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker
Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.