I’ll make the sunsets prettier

means they’re planning on offing themselves

friend 1: I’ll make the sunsets prettier.
friend 2: Please don’t.

by anonymous March 20, 2022

I'll stick you in a wormhole

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole

"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"

by borklyn.png June 30, 2018

I'll do that by june

A phrase flightreacts often says when viewing a highlight. Flight originally said this when he was reacting to "Proof That FlightReacts Is The WORST Basketball Player" around 9:10. This phrase was meant to set a very high expectation however, this has been repeated to the point of becoming a meme. Anyone can say this although they run the risk of making themselves look silly.

Person 1: Did you see that double eastbay dunk?!

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, i'll do that by june.

by wreak April 6, 2020

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

I'll See Myself Out

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.

"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
.....
"I'll see myself out."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2022

I'll eat my hat

A saying used to express how absolutely, positively certain a person is about something.

If she isn't having an affair, I'll eat my hat!

by Jilina September 25, 2005

I'll fix it

The act of aggressively beating something such as a laptop with your fist or elbow while screaming I'LL FIX IT

He yelled I'll fix it and started to slam laptop #2 until it started to buzz implying it was fixed

by SpinyVenus November 27, 2019