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Hypocritipotamus 

Hypocrite + Hippopotamus = Hypocritipotamus

1. Someone involved in a large scale of hypocrisy.
2. An obese hypocrite.
3. An actual hippopotamus who is a hypocrite.
4. A hungry, hungry hypocrite.
Fox News is a Hypocritipotamus.
Hypocritipotamus by Jre October 29, 2009

Hypocrition 

You told her she can't cheat on you when you slept with her sister? That is such a hypocrition.
Hypocrition by Falcon92 July 27, 2009

hypocritiot 

a person who denies saying they told you not to do something, and/or denies that they did what you told them not to do
dude Cody is being such a hypocritiot! He always tells me not to knife but he does it anyway and then say he isn't.

Hypocovidiot 

When someone slates another person for breaching COVID rules, but goes on to breach them also.
My friend Dickon is a hypocovidiot.
Hypocovidiot by Phoenix 2019 January 8, 2021

hypocrititis 

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

Hippocridiot

A person who pretends to be ignorant or stupid for the purpose of pushing an agenda or keeping their useless but well-paying job.
Karine Jean-Pierre can't possibly be stupid enough to believe the things she says, she must be a "Hippocridiot".
Hippocridiot by Winkiedoc December 30, 2024