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hypocritiot

a person who denies saying they told you not to do something, and/or denies that they did what you told them not to do
dude Cody is being such a hypocritiot! He always tells me not to knife but he does it anyway and then say he isn't.
by shatter blast May 3, 2011
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HypocriTORY

One who advocates, practises and preaches Hypocrisy of the absolute highest magnitude - specifically relating to the 2015 UK Conservative Party Political mandate to impose a fabricated Austerity on the underclass, disenfranchised and anyone who opposes their dictat.
David Cameron is a prize HypocriTORY
by Wart Hog May 15, 2015
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hypocritopotamus

This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.

The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!

Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
by Justin M. Noel July 23, 2008
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Hypocritical

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.
by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008
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Hypocritical Feminist

A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.
Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.

Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.
by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016
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Hypocriticism

n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.
When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.
by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010
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hypocriting

Being hypocritical. The act of being a hypocrite. Verb.
I 'aint bovvered in pretending. Don't wanna be like all those people hypocriting.
by VtotheL November 3, 2013
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