When you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. While done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.
Dude 1: Dude I just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh
Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up
Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up
by girthymango22 February 23, 2018
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Q:How many flips can you do under water.
A: As many as want, I'm a hydrobat.
I am so jealous of hydrobats, they are always the life of the river party.
A: As many as want, I'm a hydrobat.
I am so jealous of hydrobats, they are always the life of the river party.
by Chuck Dieselmaster May 12, 2011
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The use of a source of water (faucet, shower head, whirlpool jet, etc.) to stimulate the genitals in order to produce orgasm. Mostly used by females.
Using the massage setting on that shower head instead of the regular setting is better for hydrobating.
by Wumpus Amungus September 20, 2011
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Crocodile 2: dunno mate but that human Infront of us has overhydrated so if we consume we also consume gallons of water.
Crocodile :Crickey i am gonna have me some Watery human meat
Crocodile 2: dunno mate but that human Infront of us has overhydrated so if we consume we also consume gallons of water.
Crocodile :Crickey i am gonna have me some Watery human meat
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Whenever you go visit a our neighbours in Australia an if you encounter the Crockers an overhydrated yourself like i did when i fought the crocodile.
Whenever you go visit a our neighbours in Australia an if you encounter the Crockers an overhydrated yourself like i did when i fought the crocodile.
by DAVEISSAD August 21, 2023
Get the HydroAustraliaOverHydrationCrocadation mug.The exercise of masturbating in the shower or in any other wet environment including the bath, jacuzzi, swimming pool etc
Guy - "So i walked into the bathroom the other day and caught Bobby hydrobaitin' in the shower"
Guy 2 - "Fuck man what the shit dick thats nuts"
Guy - "Yeah haha he was going at it!"
Guy 2 - "Fuck man what the shit dick thats nuts"
Guy - "Yeah haha he was going at it!"
by Nabob7 September 28, 2009
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Get the hydrocut mug.The Male art of masteurbation, except using a strong, concentrated stream of water. Usually, these water jets work better when warm. These streams can be found in pools, jacuzzis, showers, and many other assorted devices that use water.
Bro #1: Yo dude get out of the pool nobody else is in there anymore.
Bro #2: Hold on bro im hydrobating, this water jet is awesome!
Bro #1: Aight man, hydrobation is pretty intense so ima let you be.
Bro #2: Hold on bro im hydrobating, this water jet is awesome!
Bro #1: Aight man, hydrobation is pretty intense so ima let you be.
by TheNew2250 July 8, 2010
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