Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Jim Hurson

A Form II hotshot who serves as the archetype of "cool." A potential candidate for future presidential elections.

Walking down the hallway, with a pair of aviators and a bagle in hand, Jim Hurson encouraged everyone to vote for him in the upcoming prefect election.

by coolcat100 February 25, 2011

Hortonville

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!

I got me a hortonville edumacation.

by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011

reyes popa moussa joseph nourridine bony huston ali stan

Will bomb what ever you want for 5$

Alex:will you bomb the twin towers for 5$
reyes popa moussa joseph nourridine bony huston ali stan:Yes

by petrofffffff April 13, 2023

bone hurting juice

Juice that hurts your bones.

Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?

Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?

Tim: ouch! My bones!

by WeeabooLord February 19, 2017

hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

by kdizog August 16, 2006

Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007