hungry shits

When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.

Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

skin hunger

When you've been without a date for a long, long time, haven't seen your Mom for ages, and no one has hugged you forever and you need someone to touch and hug you, that's skin hunger.

When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!

"Wow. I just met this guy and he grabbed and hugged me the first time he saw me and he said, "Hello!!". My skin felt like it had been electrically buzzed! I have such terrible skin hunger."

I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!

by sweetsie March 20, 2011

ice god of hungary

The only song by the (fictional) band Glitter Job. The beginning of the song was originally used for part of the Bad Lip Reading parody of Stranger Things. However , a full version was later recorded and made available on YouTube and ITunes. While some of the lyrics are admittedly nonsensical, it is still an awesome song, with cool beats, and awesome vocals.

The guy that sat on his potato put his socks around his neck.

Even I would touch the junk.

It was a dog who bit me for the burger meat.

I got bit.

Gotta find my sticks.

Frightened nipple, frightened nipple.

The Ice God Of Hungary sailed across the sea

to become a deity.

And while the doctor played his flute,

The captain sailed his crew through the Strait of Avalon.

by KrispyDymond January 2, 2018

Hungarian Herpe Bagels

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

Hungry Pumpkin

Hungry Pumpkin is a cheap game featuring a very strange and quite ugly pumpkin, who walks into your restaurant claiming, “I’m very hungry!”

You then have to feed him the food he requests. The game is incredibly cheap, and the pumpkin can often be seen doing impossible things like eating the whole cup when he says “give me the coffee.”

If you give him the wrong food, he is very rude, throwing the food onto the floor and screaming, “NO! I DONT WANT THAT!”

Joe’s computer: “I’m very hungry!”

Bob: Joe... are you playing Hungry pumpkin..? -.-

by EllaSunder January 19, 2018

Hungry Tiger

Known from the second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF calling her ex BFF 'Brittany Flickinger' from season 1 a Hungry Tiger cuz she was desperate for fame and fortune.

So basically a hungry tiger is someone who uses someone else to receive benefit from her/ his worth.

"My BFF and I are no longer BFF's. She's become my ex BFF. She was really hungry for fame and fortune, like a hungry tiger."

by Fhrita June 5, 2009

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus January 14, 2009