hunch

An erection one has for no apparent reason. It is not nearly as massive or blatant as a "clue."

Guy 1: Do you know where I left my keys?

Guy 2: No, but I've got a hunch.

Guy 1: Whoa dude, don't point that at me!

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Hunch

Synonym for Hunter Brotherton. An inbred hunchback who lives in Bradenton, FL. Usually seen driving a broke down ass Ford in a mud hole and with a different girl every 6 months. Also a ginger. Claims his hunch isn’t funny because it’s a medical disorder.

I saw Hunch at Norms last night. He was checking out all the mud crickets.

Hey Hunch, pick up your gad damn phone.

by FuckBum September 1, 2019

Hunch

When you are by yourself and have a slight hunch going on due to being a loner.

I'm hunching it soooo hard in the library right now.

by jblooo February 24, 2014

Hunch

A nickname given to those who usually slouch and/or have some type of back related illness. Usually given by friends who use the nickname primaraly for the purpose to laugh at the other persons expense.

Jason: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Shawn: Yeah.
Jason: Watch this...YO HUNCH!!! GET SURGEORY YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING IGOR!!!
(Jack sticks up middle finger.)

by nick is high November 22, 2010

hunch

Hunch is a retard. He is fat, car, homosexual, gay, smelly, hungry, and doesn't like that Montel guy, because that's from Schindler's List.

Hunch is maaaaaad car

by Mark Martel of WZW July 12, 2004

hunch

used to say that someone is trying to hit on you, or simply trying to hit yk.

random dude: "aye wassgood shorty you looking good"
me: " quit tryna hunch on me"

by hitmewthestickcuh November 25, 2020

hunch and punch

The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.

Fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work

by d225 January 16, 2011