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hefalump

The hefalump might get us!
by bob November 23, 2002
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Heffalump

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.
That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...
by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011
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humpalump

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.
Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012
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buffalump

The buffalump on the back of a full-grown male bison can be as much as 1/5 its height.
by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005
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Hefalump Slaying

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.
He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.
by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007
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Buffalumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin whille eating chicken wings.
Johnny loves it when Alexis brings home to go chicken wings, because he knows that, deep down inside, she can't wait to give him a buffalumpkin!
by Soup a loop April 28, 2010
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heffaplump

A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.
That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.
by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006
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