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Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.
example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...
by Marjory Stewart-Baxter January 8, 2005
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Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."
Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.
by Inevitibility June 6, 2015
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Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869
Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world
by rudetabaga July 27, 2020
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Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005
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Hubert

The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.
I want to be hubert!
by bubu13 February 6, 2010
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Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog
Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning
by Female7777777 September 30, 2019
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huberize

To ruin anything that could possibly be cool. To "nerd up"; to make awkward and tiresome.

hu-ber-iz-ing: The act of ruining anything that could possibly be cool.
1) If you have mentioned the word "parse" more than once during a conversation, the conversation is said to have been "huberized".

2) Joining a conversation you have entered too late to pick up on, and then asking all parties to start over, is to generally "huberize" the entire situation.

3) When a number is mentioned as part of a sentence in any context besides mathematics, remarking that the number is (or is not) prime will instantly "huberize" the conversation.

Sentence examples:
"Man, lunch really got huberized today."
"Everybody was having a good time until sombody went and huberized things."
by goounit May 22, 2006
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