Joey Howard

When you are titty-fucking a woman and accidentailly poop on her chest.

I was having a great night with my girlfriend until I accidentially went Joey Howard on her.

by Mike Honcho FS May 7, 2010

Ron Howard

Taking a shit while fully naked, preferably in a public bathroom with no stall doors

Always take a Ron Howard before you shower and NOT after...

by JustCallMePaul May 24, 2013

howard schultz

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.

Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.

by Diiesel August 22, 2011

William Howard Taft

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

Sir Louis John Howard

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.

Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"

by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021

Todd Howard

A game developer that just works

Hey, What about him?
Todd Howard; nah he is a guy that just works

by Iron1984 May 4, 2021

Daddy Howard

The legend himself. You’ve seen him blowing the whistle into the microphone. Daddy Howard himself.

Catch him saying his catchphrase “Happy Tuesday” or blowing his whistle into his ear. He may give you IC then forget a second later from announcing the worlds greatest anchors.

Boy: Hey can I get a pass?
Daddy Howard: Sure
Boy:
D.H:
Boy:
D.H: AYE YO BOY WACH U DOIN?? YOU WANT IC?

by MorganFreeman7284 August 24, 2018