houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.

My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.

by brew22 September 5, 2010

housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget

The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.

by beckster440 March 1, 2009

housedad

A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.

Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!

by playBunny September 16, 2007

Housecarl

A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.

Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.

by Grosenberries November 14, 2014

Houseparty

houseparty is a talking app sort of like facetime where you can have no more than 8 people in a room, those 8 people can consist of your friends, your friends friends. Houseparty is a good app because you can talk to people just like facetime even if they had an android. A lot of randoms join calls but thats because some dickheads add random people they don't even know. If you need to speak to someone privately you can always lock the room and if you the only way for people to get in is if you wave to them, they can then join the call whenever they want.

P1: Oi P3 let's houseparty

P3 sure
*they get on houseparty*
P2: hey guys what's up
P3: aye how's it going
P1: P2 who the fuck is P3
P2: she's my friend
P1: Omg lets lock the room my cousins online

by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019

Dirty Ricardo Houseparty

When someone hosts a large party of men of latin descent (preferably 10 or more) and have all of them ejaculate inside a jar. This jar can be used for the house party. The guests are then treated with drinks from said jar.

Guy 1:Hey man what's in this beer it tastes digusting!
Guy 2:It's semen....
Guy 1:That's so gross!!!
Guy 2:Well you came to a Dirty Ricardo Houseparty.
Guy1:I guess your right.(continues drinking beer)

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

Housetastic

Adjective used to describe fantastic house music.

The Black Eyed Peas song ' I Got a Feelin' is housetastic.

by DJ Everett July 2, 2009