housekeeping

The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.

My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?

by theasianamerican April 18, 2010

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 31, 2016

Housekey

When you have a meeting of the minds on a plan of events, everyone in a group understanding a plan of action.

Bob:We'll all meet at church, then go to the lake.
Steve: Thats housekey!

by Tragic Hero June 3, 2007

housekeeper

Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel

The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.

by Crack Down April 19, 2011

Portuguese Housekeeper

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed

"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

by bulldogs90 August 27, 2009

Housekeeping

A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser

Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .

by GarryB August 25, 2016

Housekeeper

A nasty woman that keeps houses after breaking up with men.

My house was yoinked by a housekeeper

by Frostabyssal August 18, 2022