Hotpocket

When you stick your cold feet between your partners ass cheeks

I gave my girlfriend a hotpocket and she got pissed

by Mopar72893 April 26, 2022

Hotpocket

Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.

Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."

by Catie Blalock January 3, 2008

hotpocket

the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face

i hotpocketed on her face last night while we had sex

by mario8902 November 16, 2010

hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Hotpocket

An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.

He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

hotpocket

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.

I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.

by dyw21 March 4, 2009

hotpocket

When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.

Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."

by Betsy Baker January 11, 2008