Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.
"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"
by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016
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Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"
Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
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chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!
by poonanni December 03, 2013
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steak n cheese hot pocket

a black chicks vagina. usually one which smells like rotting frog intestines.
"dude, i totally nailed shaquita last night!"

"no you didnt. you just ate some steak n cheese hot pocket."
by bigturd99 September 11, 2008
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its amazing. gosh.

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in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
by yanwoo July 06, 2004
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