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Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005
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hoaxed

When you get Covid-19 and suffer massively, and then die.
Did you hear about Jim dying in the hallway of an emergency room last night? He got hoaxed
by ubeenhoaxed April 11, 2020
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Hooded Fang

Really awesome indie band, consisting of 6 talented and lovely people from Toronto who have a really "sunny" sound and make you happy and want to bounce around.
Erin: I just got the Hooded Fang EP.
Josh: Really? That's awesome! I saw them live the other day and they sound wicked.
Erin: Yeah, I heard they're super when they play live.
Josh: Hooded Fang rules!
by air_inn January 22, 2009
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Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!
Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!
by Asian Terror December 29, 2010
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Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021
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Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.
Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.
by Dipper October 22, 2012
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hooded falcon

A male who's penis has not been circumsized.
The hooded falcon is not a hero, it is a dick!
by Wun Hung Lo December 19, 2005
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