Hoof

When a male puts the rubber part on the bottom of a chair on his penis, making it look like a horse's hoof.

The boy got on the hoof after some coaxing from his friends.

by stevo0307 November 8, 2009

Hoof

Noun. Can be used as verb (hoofin). Similar to beef. Means trash talk or to have problems with someone, or wanting to kill them. Invented by the East Coast gang J-Unit, used in their famous freestyles.

Nigga why you be hoofin, son, I'm bout to lay yo ass down.

Those fuckas have so much hoof, I wouldn't mess with those foos.

by Luda-J December 16, 2004

hoof it

To travel by foot, to walk.

His car broke down, so he had to hoof it into town.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

by OT November 15, 2004

hoof

The intensity and length of smoking time of the cloud. It gives the decision and committment of the sesh time one will partake in; whether it be short (puff) or long (hoof). The longer the hoof the more thrilling the time will be.

“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”

by HOOFDADDY June 14, 2018

hoof it

to walk to a destination, as opposed to taking a motor vehicle or a bike.

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.

Person 2: Lets hoof it

Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour

*high fives*

half an hour later...

Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?

by quiggler October 7, 2006

Hoofed

Hoofed is another word for kicked

Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?

Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.

by anonymous August 31, 2020