Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

by Madam.J June 17, 2021

hooded dangler

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021

Hodensac

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.

Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?

by The_Riddler aka E.Nygma March 14, 2012

Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

by MoronHater July 23, 2016

Hoodbending

The four elements of hood niggas Sneaking Shooting boxing and weaving

Mark mastered the four elements of Hoodbending and became the hood avatar

by Booty o's December 7, 2016

Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.

Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry

by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021