haemoglobin

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body

"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.

She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

by Frank da tank August 22, 2006

Homoglopin

The superior level of gay. Trust us it doesnt get any gayer.
adj;

George Bush's election was homoglopin.

That Call of Duty kill was so fucking homoglopin!

by ndulgeme January 20, 2010

homogoblin

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a homosexual goblin

John: Look at Martin he is very hot.
Mark: You are such a homogoblin

by mujoqd June 5, 2020

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

hemoglobin

The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.

Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!

Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)

by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008

homophobinoir

An act of homophobia directly aimed towards Black people who identify as gay, lesbian and bisexual.

Made popular by comedian Jaboukie Young-White.

See also Misogynoir

Saying homosexuality is ruining the Black family is an act of homophobinoir.

by RAGTAGFAG May 29, 2019